Open Brainstorms

Sponsor some phone calls. You dial a prefix-number when you dial someone. When they answer the phone they hear a quick advertising message. The call time is limited, but totally free. This would work in phone boxes too.

Have a commercial break with a popular current song playing but with images advertising products.

On some TV sports events - particularly boxing and grand prix - there are irritating commercial breaks. A sponsor could - perhaps as a one-off - sponsor the coverage to be commercial free.

retail outlets coz tats where d future of advertising lies

Put adverts in unexpected places. For example, adverts for hangover cures could go on the bottom of beer glasses. The novelty aspect of this could ensure that the advertising is covered in a story by the press.

Are your messages worth remembering? Instead of making more noise figure out if what you're saying is truly valuable. People will listen to things that truly make a difference in their lives.

get someone to throw a pie at at a random person on the street while all the time yelling in there face your advertisments eg " KENMORE APPLIANCES NOW ON SALE AT SEARS!!"

sponsored foreskin tatooing (less than 2 sentances in my case)

Sponsored bald head tatooing

Hot air baloon trailing big banner + loud music to get people to look up .

3D perspective chalking

Cleaning sidewalks with a stencils of the message and a powerwasher.