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How do I manage multiple girlfriends at a time?
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| Creator: | anonymous |
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| Created: | over 6 years ago |
| Activity: | about 1 month ago |
| Users: | 8 |
| Ideas: | 37 |
37.
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36.
Make sure you don't fall in love with anyone of them, once she leave you, you will hurt the others, badly, I had 4 at a time ;)
35.
make one of ur girlfriend to believe u so much that if u tell abt ur another girlfriend she must think it has a joke
34.
NEVER, EVER talk about any of the other women with any of them.
33.
Be honest. Tell them this not an exclusive relationship. You are not 'boyfriend' material.
32.
Become a pimp, and call all of them your Ho's, smack 'em too... Now that's love at its finest...
31.
make a feel on everyone that u r loving them seriously...n make evryone capable to face any situation...n take a little care on urself also...
30.
Keep a calendar at home of important dates for each girlfriend.
29.
Might as well give up the online blogs and profiles. The less info available on you the better. Think about it.
28.
Be mindful of who you introduce your girlfriends to. Some friends of yours might dime you out.
27.
If you live with one girlfriend... Never ever bring your other girlfriend to your place. Fastest way to get caught.
26.
Have enough time to keep them satisfied or managing "multiple" girlfriends wont be your issue. Keeping one will.
25.
In each relationship you must be more dominate. This is control. This is managing.
24.
Managing more than one is learned just like anything else. Many multi-task at work...same sort of thing. It gets easier.
23.
You'll never have to put a boyfriend/girlfriend "label" on it as long as they think your not looking for anyone else. If you get caught...technically it wasn't cheating.
22.
Keep a clear head. Remember that this is benefiting you. You can find the "one" sooner this way... providing you dont get caught.
21.
Hang out with each girlfriend in a different part of town as another to prevent running into eachother.
20.
Get comfortable with two before managing more.
19.
Do not meet their parents. If your out with someone other than their daughter and they can identify you it will be ugly.
18.
Set phone to delete inbox text messages asap. Dont send messages that could not be sent to your mom or easily explained.
17.
If you make plans days from now you may not be in the mood. Manage one day at a time. You'll never have to cancel a date and both will think your spontaneous.
16.
If one means more than the other...re-think having multiple girlfriends.
15.
Keep 100% accounability of your cell phone. (dont leave it out)
14.
If you have multiple girlfriends, great job bro!
13.
the person who asked this is a sick, sick man!
12.
claim to be one of identical triplets and use 3 diff names
11.
have a personal assistant manage (filter) all your contacts and appointments
10.
Read "On the Road" and pay close attention to how Dean Moriarty does it
9.
get a pager
8.
... And don't forget to call them the same neutral name. e.g. "honey"
7.
Have multiple cell phones and/or email addresses, and make each password the corresponding girlfriend's name (so you'll never mix them up)
6.
Very carefully
5.
kevlar vest, offshore banking, move often
4.
don't go to the same places ( one a city girl, the other a country girl)
3.
schedule dates a few days in advance
2.
don't ever call them girlfriends
1.
never be available except when you are calling (Eg. LTTE)
0.
Pretend you are at a different city, and dont meet with them often
-1.
Act,talk, and walk like Malay
-2.
Keep them at different locations.
-3.
Increase cash statement